I Just Looooove Richard!

And, I'm just bored. You don't have to read this if you don't want to... I just thought it'd be a good time-waster!

HIS NAME: Richard James. He hates his middle name, and I'm not fond of it either.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TOGETHER? We have been together for a little over two years, and we've been engaged for about a month.

HOW LONG DID YOU DATE? Like I said, two years.

WHERE DID YOU MEET? We both worked at Wal-mart at the time, and had seen each other there, but to be honest, we met at the bar. Shame on me.

HOW OLD IS HE? He turned twenty seven last month.

WHO EATS MORE? Richard, of course. Even on nights when I think I'm going to have leftovers, I sometimes don't!

WHO SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST? Oddly enough, it was Richard. He hesitated, but it was definitley him.

WHO IS TALLER? Richard.

WHO SINGS BETTER? I don't think either of us have any talent whatsoever in this area.

WHO IS SMARTER? I would say we both are smart in different areas.

WHO DOES THE LAUNDRY? Me. Not enough, but me.

WHO DOES THE DISHES? Me, but again, not enough.

WHO SLEEPS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED? Me. It's a pain climbing over Richard to get into bed, since he goes to bed earlier than me... but it's easier for him to get out of bed in the morning.

WHO PAYS THE BILLS? Richard.

WHO DRIVES WHEN YOU ARE TOGETHER? Richard. I can't drive!

WHO IS MORE STUBBORN? We are both much too stubborn.

WHO KISSED WHO FIRST? Um... Richard?

WHO ASKED WHO OUT? You know, I think technically it was Van. Richard was going out for wings with his friends Van and Don, and Van asked if I wanted to come.

WHO PROPOSED? Richard, and it was the most shocking thing in the world!

WHO IS MORE SENSITIVE? Me. Sometimes I'm not even sure Richard has actual feelings.

WHO HAS MORE FRIENDS? Richard, by far.

WHO HAS MORE SIBLINGS? Me. I have seven, Richard has two.

WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY? Richard, mostly, because he pays the bills and whatnot. I'm sometimes the ultimate boss, though. Don't tell him!